Live blog! Hell’s Kitchen 6×02

I had a new Twitter LiveBlogging app to test out and an episode of this season of Hell’s Kitchen to watch.  We call that destiny.  Enjoy!

10:01:58 PM: What can I say? I’m kinda obsessed with Hell’s Kitchen, and I need to test out a live blogging ap. So, here we go. I’m watching on HULU

10:03:13 PM: Cymbalta long form ad in lieu of ads during the show. Depression hurts, trade it for dry mouth and constipation!

10:03:55 PM: I really hate the men’s team this year. It’s all Brodudes. And then, on top of that…fucking Robert comes back.

10:04:12 PM: Seriously, I hate that he had to leave because of heart problems, but damn he annoyed the shit out of me last season.

10:04:52 PM: Every year, the cook’s grow more incompetent and the series’ production seems to grow more over the top.

10:06:17 PM: The majority of the ladies team this season seems pretty airheaded. Tec seems to have her head on straight, but everyone else is spaced out

10:07:45 PM: See what I mean about over production? Bloody hell. It’s RAINING shrimp. That’s not needed.

10:08:50 PM: I feel for them though, I’ve had to work with shrimp before. It’s never fun.

10:09:43 PM: Huh. The @ replies don’t show up in the Liveblog. That’s good to know.

10:10:18 PM: Of course, comments and such do. Things to bear in mind.

10:10:45 PM: Lol, sorry, you might not have made it! Unless it’s the screwed up follow thing lately. Maybe it is, @seansheehan, we will find out soon!

10:11:08 PM: This one’s in the bag! I made these shrimp my BITCH!

10:11:17 PM: Annnnnnd he got all of 4.

10:12:22 PM: @seansheehan True that.

10:12:52 PM: Hey, so if I do an @ reply, it doesn’t show, but if I type the screenname in mid tweet, it shows. Useful! I guess.

10:13:27 PM: Last episode, Tony was talking about flavor explosions in his mouth. I think he enjoys explosions in his mouth, if you know what I mean.

10:13:44 PM: DON’T THREATEN JEAN PHILLIPE! He will serve you!

10:15:12 PM: “Since your team did not clean enough shrimp, you’re going to spend the day cleaning shrimp!” Ouch. I think I’d have to walk out.

10:16:16 PM: “I know these lemons better than some people I’ve slept with.” WHOA, WHOA, WHAT

10:17:24 PM: What’s sad is, despite these cooks being incompetent, they’re a lot more realistic. Cooks tend to be angry, angry people in my experience.

10:18:25 PM: What’s with this Chris Evans-looking prick being such a douche?

10:19:00 PM: “Yeah, what’s Gordon Ramsey know? I mean, he’s just got 4 TV shows and numerous restaurants with critical acclaim and shit tons of money.”

10:20:40 PM: “Andigottacutthegrapefruitandhecomesoverandcutsitformeandi’mlikec’monicancutagrapefruityoudon’tgottadoitforme GAH” I already hate this guy.

10:21:32 PM: I don’t know if you guys knew this, but Van has CHARISMA! CHARISMA! CHARISMA! Oh, he’s from Texas? That’s what that is…

10:23:20 PM: Every season I’ve seen, the chef’s are excited for 20 minutes of episode 1, then spend the rest of the season cursing under their breath.

10:24:41 PM: “Scallops? Yes, Scallops. This sounds good. Who cares that no one asked, I just want to cook some effin’ scallops!”

10:26:13 PM: “I can cook anything!” Dude has as much, if not less, kitchen experience than I do. I promise you he doesn’t know how to cook a scallop.

10:26:43 PM: Oh, Robert. They gave you a second chance, but seem to have forgotten that you’re scatterbrained.

10:28:17 PM: Did this guy just deliver to the wrong table? Epic fail, Texan.

10:29:09 PM: Did he just say the shrimp is “Van-licious”? Right before dropping it on the floor? Twice? Oy.

10:32:10 PM: TEXAS! BELGIUM! THE WAR IS ON!

10:32:23 PM: Well, that war was so awesome, it took my Internet down for a second. Hrm.

10:34:13 PM: Gordon Ramsay is stepping in for peace negotiations between Texas and Belgium.

10:34:46 PM: Maybe we should send Ramsay to the Middle East?

10:36:39 PM: Chicken’s hard for me to cook too, but c’mon guys, you’re professionals!

10:37:34 PM: I think the ladies team has one bitch for every brodude on the mens team.

10:39:31 PM: If you’re going to take initiative and take over someone else’s station, please make sure you know how to actually cook.

10:41:31 PM: WOW. Stop cooking and send out shrimp cocktails. That’s epic.

10:43:36 PM: “I did a fantastic job serving raw shrimp to a pregnant lady and getting behind. I mean, I didn’t know she was a ‘pregnant’ lady.”

10:44:02 PM: My favorite chefs are the white knight ones. “I SHOULD BE THE ONE TO GO HOME I FUCKED UP TOO!”

10:44:46 PM: Lovely seems like a nice girl. It’s a damn shame she can’t cook and appears to be an idiot.

10:45:38 PM: Wow. I hope we keep Van around, this is entertaining. “I’ll punch YOU in your face! Suck my cock!”

10:46:59 PM: Everyone makes sure to point out that the raw shrimp went to a PREGNANT lady. C’mon. It’s not like it would be okay if she wasn’t preg …

10:47:51 PM: Jesus Christ, just say WHY they were nominated.

10:48:32 PM: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

10:49:16 PM: Like I had mentioned to @DerkTheDerk, Gordon Ramsay was a professional footballer before he was a cook. I don’t think I’d threaten him.

10:49:27 PM: TO BE CONTINUED!? Oh, come the hell on.

10:51:13 PM: Anyways. Fun episode, typical Hell’s Kitchen, really hope that they get some competent chefs next year though. Also, yay, the app works.

10:51:28 PM: So, on that note, we’re done. You can read all the tweets at http://www.thehomeworld.net

About Christopher Baggett

Christopher Baggett has owned and operated The HomeWorld independently since 2009 after spinning it off from his previous concept, 'The Anime Homeworld'. In addition to journalistic endeavors, he is an aspiring novelist. Arizona born military brat Christopher currently resides in the Georgia area.

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