“Takio” Review

Takio

Writer Brian Michael Bendis

Artist Michael Avon Oeming

Rating: ★★★★★

A couple of days ago I finally got to sit down and read Takio, the new creator owned project from the award winning creators of Powers Brian Michael Bendis and Michael Avon Oeming. The series was announced about a year ago and I have been eager to read it ever since. Being a total Bendis fanboy (he is the reason I got hooked on comics) and a big fan of Oeming I was always going to buy whatever the two of them put out. Powers continues to be a terrific series which never disappoints and I hope that Takio will become something similar. The concept behind the book is this: Two sisters from an adoptive multi-cultural family gain super powers. It seems a little dull and rather obvious when you say it aloud but as always with Bendis and Oeming it is never just that.

Firstly I guess we should talk a little about the format before we get too far ahead. The book has been released as a hard backed graphic novel, creating a complete story which could easily be slipped into a school bag and looks great on a shelf. The book is slightly shorter than most trades and graphic novels, my guess is to make it easier for kids to handle but it felt fine in my hands too. Takio runs at 96 pages which at standard issue length puts it at a little over four issues which isn’t bad for under £10.

The story is again fairly simple, no subverting the genre here it’s a buy the numbers origin story for new superheroes but if I’m perfectly honest that was what I was wanting. If I left this book thinking “y’know what? I’m gonna give this to my nieces to read” I’d be quite happy and I wasn’t disappointed. Yes the story really doesn’t break the moulds but it’s good and that’s all you can ask in my opinion. There is a solid plot which is expanded upon with terrific dialogue. In my opinion it simply does not get any better than Bendis when it comes to two characters conversing. He has a way of making the most outragous idea (two sisters getting super powers) and finds a way to make it completely believable. Both of characters Taki and Olivia had pretty strong voices in my head as I was reading it and there are very few writers who do that for me. All the way through Olivia sounded exactly like my Brothers youngest, even her mannerisms were identical which was weird.

It isn’t just Bendis that is on form in this Book. Oeming brings a lot to the table as well. We are all familiar with his work but for Takio he brings something a little different. Because the tone of the book is so very different to what we are used to Oeming doing we get to see him use more colour. The background work in Takio is simply wonderful. There are several times when you can almost feel the warmth of the sun in the sky. This book is still very much Oeming however, his unique style flureshes here even with it’s stripped down look. It isn’t as detailed as we have seen it in the past but it works perfectly here.

I came out of Takio with a huge grin on my face and wanting more. It is a very fun, very sweet tale beautifully told and wonderfully drawn. I cannot wait for the next volume!  I’m also eager to know what my nieces would make of it. They will be Takio’s harshest critics, totally unbiased by fanboy hero worship!

 

Spider-Men Meet At The EDGE OF TIME

“Beenox is once again taking a fresh and different approach to bring a fast-paced and high-octane adventure to fans in ‘Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions.’”

-Marvel.com

Spider-Man: Edge of Time

I really dug SPIDER-MAN: SHATTERED DIMENSIONS.  The game was lacking in areas, and the Spider-Man Noir areas felt like cheap rip offs of BATMAN: ARKHAM ASYLUM, but ultimately the game had solid game play, great voice acting and looked beautiful.  Plus, it had Spider-Man 2099 in his first proper video game release, and for a fanboy like me that’s a huge deal.

Now there’s an official annoucement to the follow-up for SHATTERED DIMENSIONS, and it’s SPIDER-MAN: EDGE OF TIME, a team-up game where Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2099 work together.  I’m looking forward to this one, as it sounds like the developers know what the best parts about SHATTERED DIMENSIONS were and are running with it.

The game, written by Peter David, is said to feature “cause and effect” gameplay, where a player’s actions in one era will be noticable in the next as Spider-Man alters the timeline. Sounds like some great puzzles to be thrown in too. We’ll see if it’s any good when it launches this fall.

 

“The Avengers” #11 [Review]

The Avengers #11 Cover Art Writer Brian Michael Bendis

Artist John Romita Jr

Rating: ★★☆☆☆

There are few character I hate; you’ve probably noticed this.  But holy crap, do I hate The Hood.  Don’t get me wrong, he was pretty cool at first.  He seemed like a typical everyman villain who had just stumbled over some powers, and that kind of thing is pretty interesting.  But it’s been several years now, and he’s basically been revealed to be a sniveling, whining wuss who seems to get ahead solely because Bendis likes him.  Let’s be honest, if you threw The Hood into another Marvel U title at this stage in the game, he gets his ass handed to him in 3 panels, hands down.  And in his current quest to obtain all of the Infinity Gems, he’s soaring over the moon in terms of arrogance and annoyance.  He’s simply put a villain I hate.

There’s more to this issue to dislike.  First off, aside from 2 pages near the end, the ENTIRE BOOK is composed of splash pages.  Splash pages are really cool when you use them sparingly, but this issue just looks like a big picture book aimed at three year olds.  And while I’ve stated that Romita’s art is definitely hit or miss for me, it’s a flat out miss for me here from his rendition of The Hood who is awkwardly proportioned and posed to his Uatu the Watcher who seems to have eaten Kingpin.

Fat Uatu

Maybe you should be Watching those twinkies, buddy?

This is by far the weakest issue of the current Avengers series so far, and a weak chapter in the current story.  This one is definitely a slower, drawn out story that is a clear case of padding out a story for the trade to come out down the road.  The splash pages look cool at times, but are used so much that their effect is diminished drastically, and the story itself is held back by this practice, turning what should be a sharply written action packed issue into a juvenile feeling story.  This is definitely one to pass.

 

 

Archaia’s June 2011 Solicitations

We’ve got a couple of new solicitations from Archaia. What do you guys think? I’m kind of looking forward to Old City Blues, personally. It sounds like it could be pretty cool. Guess we’ll find out in June! Feel free to populate the comments with your questions, opinions, complaints, or what you had for lunch today.

1-Secret History Games of Chance THE SECRET HISTORY: GAMES OF CHANCE #1 (OF 5)
Retail Price: $5.95 U.S.
Page Count: 48 pages
Format: perfect bound, 6.875” x 10.25”, full color
Written by Jean-Pierre Pécau
Illustrated by Damien
Cover by Damien

Pandora. In this spinoff to the critically acclaimed series, THE SECRET HISTORY, the great game of the Archons and their Houses has fallen into a bit of a slumber in the years after World War II and the emergence of powerful new cards. But a new game is about to begin. Pandora, the daughter of Curtis and Nimue, longs to discover the truths behind her mother’s death, and the strange cards that can change destinies. She falls in with a professional gambler named Chance, and with mysterious forces hot on their heels they must flee to Las Vegas, a place where Chance has a lot of enemies…

Mature Readers (series contains Nudity, Graphic Violence and Adult Content)

2-Cyclops 006_NOT FINAL ART CYCLOPS #6 (OF 8)
Retail Price: $3.95 U.S.
Page Count: 32 pages
Format: saddle bound, 6.875” x 10.25”, full color
Written by Matz
Illustrated by Jamin de Meyere
Cover by Jamin de Meyere

The Rebel, Part 2. As they pursue the truth behind the massacred villagers, the soldiers in Douglas’ unit begin to ask questions about the legitimacy of their mission, and the behind-the-scenes actions of their employers…

Mature Readers
(series contains Nudity, Graphic Violence and Adult Content)

3-Old City Blues OLD CITY BLUES Original Graphic Novel Hardcover
Retail Price: $14.95 U.S.
Page Count: 120 pages
Format: hardcover, 5.25” x 8.25”, black and white
Written by Giannis Milonogiannis
Illustrated by Giannis Milonogiannis
Cover by Giannis Milonogiannis

The year is 2048. Southeastern Europe. Built on the ruins of the country once known as Greece, New Athens is a city crawling with life—low-life, that is. From mech smugglers and drug dealers, to corrupt politicians and all-too-powerful corporations, the city is at the mercy of high-tech criminals. And it’s up to Solano, Thermidor, and the rest of the New Athens Special Police to keep the city in order. When the cybernetically augmented founder of a tech corporation called Hayashi is found murdered, it seems to be just another case of cyborg persecution. But Hayashi Corporation’s strange response to the incident raises suspicion in Solano and the Special Police. The mystery they unravel will lead them straight into the wasteland of the Old City.

T +13 (Contains material suitable for Teen readers age 13 and above)

The RAW Reactor #027 — Buy A New Damn Coffee Pot Already!

 

The RAW Reactor #027

Yes, I know this isn't the current 5-Hour Energy ad, I just don't have the energy to take screenshots of the current ad.

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At this point, our biggest pet peeve is really these fucking Five Hour Energy ads they’re showing during RAW.  Why can’t you make a pot of coffee in less than 30 minutes?  Your coffee pot is broken and needs to be replaced if it’s taking that long to brew.

It’s the final RAW before WrestleMania. It’s just Cesar and I tonight, as Punk trips up Randy Orton and The Rock finally enters the ring again, all the while we discuss the prospects of a Career vs Blow Job match and how bad/drunk Snooki is. Derek and I are set to go catch WrestleMania XVII at a local theater, so we’ll probably be tweeting about both how bad WrestleMania is and how embarrassing the crowd at the theater is. So, follow us on Twitter, and we’ll see you guys next week.

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Amy Adams is Lois Lane

Amy Adams

Amy Adams

I suppose I should have made some cheap joke about this in the title of the post.  Lois Lane is ENCHANTED, maybe? I dunno.  But regardless, here’s the story: Julie & Julia star Amy Adams is now officially Lois Lane in the upcoming SUPERMAN/MAN OF STEEL film courtesy of Zakk Snyder, and starring next to Henry Cavill’s Superman.  She’s not really someone I would have expectedly put into the role; she’s kind of known for playing more upbeat, happier characters so far as I can tell (but then again, I’ve yet to see THE FIGHTER, so by all means correct me if I’m wrong).

Of course, I’ve been campaigning for years that Mia Kirshner would be an ideal Lois Lane, so it’s entirely possible I’m just talking out my ass here.  I do still feel Kirshner could really sell the role, kind of a modern age Margot Kidder thing, but unfortunately, she’s probably not considered young enough to play next to Cavill’s Superman(despite only being one year older than Adams).

Mia Kirshner

Mia Kirshner

No other casting announcements were made over the weekend, but on-again/off-again villain contender Viggo Mortensen is rumored to have dropped out of his latest project SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNSTMAN and is now once again in the front running for the as yet unnamed villain of the project.