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Deliver Us From Uwe.

Looks like there truly is a Dark Lord, and you can bargain with him for whatever you want. Somehow, someway, Uwe Boll has gotten the go-ahead to make a sequel to his schlocky “Bloodrayne” movie. The film, titled BloodRayne II: Devliverance, is due out in 2008 and will instead star Natassia Malthe as the titular vampire (Kristanna Loken has declined …

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Green Welling LLP Wii’s on Nintendo

Looks like the big N has gotten slapped with a class action lawsuit for thsoe defective Wii-motes.  In the recently filed lawsuit, GWLLP claims “Nintendo’s failure to include a remote that is free from defects” is, naturally a “breach of Nintendo’s own product warranty.” I refer you yet again to the simple knowledge that a) it expressly says to use …

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Steven Seagal Energy Drinks: Eat Thunder and Crap Your Soul!

Whilst wandering Wal-Mart today as I often do when I’m bored (shut up, its a small town!), I happened upon what I thought to be part joke from God, part sign of the Apocolypse. Yes, its Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink, available in two delicious sounding yet ultimatly vague flavors: “Cherry Charge” and “Asian Experience”. Ok, first sign this …

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Big N Recalls Wii’s

Source: Yahoo! News Looks like Nintendo is having to recall a bunch of Wii-mote’s after the wrist straps designed to keep the controller attached to your person started snapping. The beauty of the “flying wii-mote”, said to injure persons, tvs, and fragile glass objects?  Its done by people who are doing the exact opposite of what the Wii-manual (see how …

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