Looks like there truly is a Dark Lord, and you can bargain with him for whatever you want.
Somehow, someway, Uwe Boll has gotten the go-ahead to make a sequel to his schlocky “Bloodrayne” movie. The film, titled BloodRayne II: Devliverance, is due out in 2008 and will instead star Natassia Malthe as the titular vampire (Kristanna Loken has declined the role for a second go, choosing instead to film her new Sci-Fi series PainKiller Jane and to do a brief stint on The L Word.)
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