Looks like there truly is a Dark Lord, and you can bargain with him for whatever you want. Somehow, someway, Uwe Boll has gotten the go-ahead to make a sequel to his schlocky “Bloodrayne” movie. The film, titled BloodRayne II: Devliverance, is due out in 2008 and will instead star Natassia Malthe as the titular vampire (Kristanna Loken has declined …

Looks like the big N has gotten slapped with a class action lawsuit for thsoe defective Wii-motes.  In the recently filed lawsuit, GWLLP claims “Nintendo’s failure to include a remote that is free from defects” is, naturally a “breach of Nintendo’s own product warranty.” I refer you yet again to the simple knowledge that a) it expressly says to use …

Thanks to the new Newsarama post and fanboy speculation, the new 52 theory of the day is that Ralph Dibney did kill himself in Fifty Two Week One (when Ralph was seen with a gun in his mouth). For those who have missed the past year of DCU continuity, you’re a fucking idiot who needs to go play catch-up. Also, …

Whilst wandering Wal-Mart today as I often do when I’m bored (shut up, its a small town!), I happened upon what I thought to be part joke from God, part sign of the Apocolypse. Yes, its Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink, available in two delicious sounding yet ultimatly vague flavors: “Cherry Charge” and “Asian Experience”. Ok, first sign this …

Source: Yahoo! News Looks like Nintendo is having to recall a bunch of Wii-mote’s after the wrist straps designed to keep the controller attached to your person started snapping. The beauty of the “flying wii-mote”, said to injure persons, tvs, and fragile glass objects?  Its done by people who are doing the exact opposite of what the Wii-manual (see how …

Back in the mid-to-late 90s, I was a huge fan of the videogame publication GamePro, and to be honest, some of my fondest memories of the magazine back when folks like Scary Larry still wrote for it. However, when I got the newest issue in the mail recently, I have to say, I’m quite concerned that GamePro is officially taking …